I am soooo lazy.

So I haven't updated yet this month. Whatever. I've been informed that today is one of those "holidays" people seem to prattle on about. From my research I've managed to discover that it is in fact TWO "holidays" today. Today is, first, National Ferris Wheel Day, and, secondly:

ARIZONA'S BIRTHDAY!

Happy Birthday Arizona!

I didn't get you anything. I mean, it's hard enough to buy a gift for a state, (talk about someone who has everything) but it was also on late notice, and upon checking my assets today, I've discovered that I have exactly $43.86 to my name. That is not very much. And frankly, Arizona, your stupid birthday isn't enough to make me want to spend one dime of it. There, I said it. I am not particularly fond of Arizona. Or Texas. Oklahoma is OK, but I don't really enjoy its company either.

Okay, okay, I really do know what holiday it is.

It's Drew Bledsoe's birthday!

That's not it either?

Maybe it has something to do with this:

Merry Christmas, everyone!