The following are the actual questions asked and the actual responses given by Ben Kanter.
Q: What is your name backwards?
A: Retnak Nhoj Nimajneb
Q: Who is the most inspirational
A: Oscar because Oscar don’t take no gruff from nobody
Q: What is you favorite element and why?
A: Vanadium because it sounds cool
Q: If you had to be stranded on a desert island for the rest of your life, who of the opposite sex would you take you?
A: (grabs me) YOU
A: You’re standing right there.
Q: In you dream house, what would your front door knob look like?
A: A dragon’s head, that would be so cool.
Q: What animal would you be?
A: A platypus because they’re mammals yet they lays eggs
Q: Which leg do you put in your pants first?
A: I just put both feet in at once and slide them up.
Q: If you were the president of
A: What’s up in
Q: What would be your Indian name?
Q: If you had to loose one body part, what would you choose?
A: My left leg because I don’t use it very often. No, wait, one of my kidneys because you only need one. Oh, yeah yeah, put down nipple ‘cuz I got a spare.
Q: If you had to add one body part, what would you choose?
A: I would put an extra hand on my arm so it would be facing the other hand so I could clap with only one hand.
Q: If you had a Captain Planet ring, what would your power be?
A: Gronndy’s mom. If you don’t think that’s a power then you obviously haven’t met Gronndy’s mom.
Q: What’s your favorite quote from Toy Story?
A: “Who’s behind? Mine”
Q: Paper towel or hand dryer?
A: Both. You get most of the moisture off with the dryer, but then get the rest with the towel.
Q: Paper or plastic?
A: Plastic because I need them for cleaning the cat boxYou're welcome, internet.