Sunday, April 30, 2006

Open Letter to Hoobastank

(Considering how popular this blog is, I'm sure Hoobastank reads this, but just in case they don't, could someone who knows them just pass it along, thanks.)

Dear Hoobastank,
If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use your helicopter to get to the top.
You can't stop me no matter who you are.
Love,
Ben

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

huh!?!?

Ben said...

Honestly, the joke wasn't that funny to begin with, so explaining it would definitely kill it.

File it under "Obscure Nonsensical References Made by Ben."

It should be easy to find that file, it's the really big one.