Saturday, January 20, 2007

A Conundrum, Wrapped in an Enigma, Wrapped in a Warm Flour Tortilla


Anyone here...

Didn't think so. Good. Things are as normal.

Now, to type as if you were here:
Hello, readers. Welcome back to Crap: The Blog, the Blog where everything's made up and Rae stalks me. You may be wondering why there have been no posts of late. You are probably only wondering this if you're new to C:tB, because lack of posting is what we do around here.

That's about to change.

Ladies, gentlemen, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri, I hereby announce that I will officially be updating at least once every 8 days.

Let me say that again: I (your beloved leader) will update this (your beloved blog) every eight (your beloved... umm... number) days. This means that I pledge that from this point until some point in the future there will be no more than eight days between posts. Why eight, you ask? Because I chose that number arbitrarily.

Veteran readers of my blog were skeptical quite a while ago, and are now saying to themselves, "Yeah, right, what's to keep him in line?" Fear not, gentle readers, I have a plan. For I have acquired a digital camera, and, for every day a post is late, I will use said camera to take a picture of me doing something stupid.

You heard me.

Or read me.

Err... the blog post I typed.

Be not afraid, I already have a backlog of apology photos ready to go.

Good night, internet, sleep well, good work today.

I'll most likely kill you in the morning.


Ben said...

P.S. I'll be messing with the blog appearance over the next few days.

rae said...

what a wonderful [belated] birthday present! thanks, mr. kanter.

Amanda said...

I had missed your posts so, thank you for coming back. I'm a fan of random pictures of Ben doing something stupid.

Ben said...

Well, the idea is that you won't have to see those pictures. And, it's good to be back.

Amanda said...

Oh, dang. Will you post some intriguing pictures anyway?

Ben said...

I will only do so in the event of a toal lapse in judgement.

Which is liable to happen at any moment.

Amanda said...