Okay, I'm going to level with all ya'alls: I am so bored right now. Like, becoming a zombie bored. Becoming a vegetarian zombie bored.
Seriously, I have done nearly nothing for almost two solid weeks, and I'm getting crazier than a 540 Indy Nosebone McTwist over an erupting volcano into a vat with seven sharks armed with a standard 6-shooter.
In case you don't speak Awesomenese, that's pretty crazy.
But, yeah, it's not really the kind of crazy that tends to produce blog posts.
Yup, you guessed it: This has been a convoluted apology post.