Ok, so I'm tired of ranting to myself in my own head. So, maybe no one will read this at all, but I get to type out how angry at all of the stupid crap of the world I am. And that works for me.
And now, something funny that happened today:
So, I went to the state Magic tournament this weekend. (Okay, that's neither the funny thing, nor something that happened today, but it's necessary for the setup.) I stated this fact to a co-worker of mine today. His reply: "Dude, you're a magician?"
I said, "Magic: The Gathering. It's a card game. I went to a tournament for a card game."
His response: "Can you do my birthday party?"
I said, "Yeah, I have this great trick where I pull money out of your wallet."
It's not that I hate people, just that they're idiots.
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